Gah! It's been 5 weeks since the last post. Needless to say... we've been a little busy! Jack started karate, Wayne had 10 page papers to write, I got my yearly throat/sinus infection thing that means I get behind on everything... But enough! I'll blog (and post pics) of the karate stuff soon. For now... it's Say Wha?! Wednesday. The blog committed to getting every funny thing my little weirdo says written in black and white for all eternity.
Just finished dinner with Wayne, Jack and our friend Kel. Kel and I were still sitting at the table, chatting, when Jack comes flying into the room and...
Me: That is not okay! Your dirty underwear almost landed in the pot roast!
Driving somewhere and listening to a comedy channel on XM...
Jack: Dad? Your truck cracks me up. It says funny things!
Randomly...
Jack: Mom? I'm really tired of you telling me you love me all the time.
While visiting with Erin at our house...
E: Do you like your dog?
J: Yeah. I LOVE her.
E: She's really sweet.
J: (holding up a finger and chewing, chewing, chewing...) And she's cute!
At the doctor's office...
Dr: Are you sick, Jack?
J: Nope. I was kinda allergy-ee but now I have a sinus infection.
(*I think someone's been listening in on Mommy's phone conversations!!)
Random day at home...
J: I don't really like living in our house.
M: Why not?
J: Because! I want more toys!
M: More toys?!
J: Yeah. Like one and a half million toys.
Waiting in the Fry's parking lot while Wayne buys a small pumpkin for Jack's school project...
J: This is taking tooooo long!
M: What would you like me to do?
J: Go in there and give Dad a kick in the butt!
After getting swatted for opening a toy IN THE STORE... THAT I HAD NO INTENTION OF BUYING...
J: NO, MOM! I already had a spanking today!
Random...
J: <sigh> I wish I had two moms.
M: You do?!
J: Yeah. I wish I had a stepmom.
Driving home at night...
J: Mom, do you know what kind of moon that is?
M: It's a crescent moon.
J: Yeah. But it's empty. Because when it's a circle, it's a full moon... I think it's full of birds.
