As Wayne and I are leaving to do some target practice:
Me: Bye, Jack! Love you!
Jack: Yeah. Shoot a cactus for me, Ma! (mimes shooting)
At bedtime:
Jack: You're getting cranky.
Me: I know. That's why I need to go to bed. So go to bed so I can.
Eating ice cream in Tombstone:
Jack: If this was Sugar Town, I'd go in every place I see.
Random:
Me: Jack? Do you think mommy's a good drive?
Jack: Yeah. But dad's the BEST driver ever.
*Wayne was not with us.
In the bathroom...
Jack: Hey, Dad! Did you hear that loud fart? I will ALWAYS think that fart is funny.... It's HILARIOUS!!!
Discussing why we don't eat many processed foods:
Me: What do chemicals do to you?
Jack: They can make you sick sometimes, or they can KILL you... But you always come back to life.
Me: Oh? When?
Jack: I don't know. Maybe 90 years?
Driving away with Wayne...
Jack: Really, Kel?! Really?!?!
*We're still not really sure why he said that!!
Coming home from... somewhere... he tries to open the back door for the dog:
Jack: Damn it!
Me: What did you say?!?!
Jack: Darn it! I said, "Darn it," Mom.
Me: Do not say damn it, Jack. You know better.
Jack: Okaaaay.
While listening to Wayne and I talk about work:
Me (to Wayne): Well, that's just BS.
Jack: What's BS?
Me: Ummm... (glancing at Wayne)... it means bullshit. Which is a bad word.
Jack: What does it mean?
Me: It's kind of like a lie or when something is unfair.
Jack: Okay. I'll just say bullship.
Me: Uh, no. No, you won't.
Jack: I'm saying bullSHIP. Ship. With a "puh" sound.
Me: You can't say that. It sounds like the bad word.
Jack: Well, what can I say?
Me: Ummm... uhhhh... (desperately looking at Wayne)...
Wayne: Baloney. You can say baloney.
