10/30/2011
Wayne: Why do kids eat their boogers? It's so disgusting.
Jack: They're yummy!
Ewwwwwwwwwww
Wayne: Jack! Come here – we have to brush your teeth!
Jack (from under a blanket): Oh! You’re looking for Jack?! He’s not here. He jumped out the window and ran to Kelli’s house.
12/4/11
Jack is doing his usual whiny, obnoxious, defiant behavior before bed…
Wayne: Babe. We DEFINITELY need to have another baby.
Me: Why?
Wayne: Because this one’s not gonna make it.
Wayne: Because this one’s not gonna make it.
12/5/11
Me: Jack, what kind of juice do you want me to make tomorrow? Grape or Apple Passion Mango?
Jack: Ashin Mashin Pango!!
Jack: Ashin Mashin Pango!!
12/29/11
Jack (from the bathroom): I’m poopin up a storm in here!
12/30/11
Me (to Wayne on the phone): Jack’s been playing with the iPad all day. He needs to go clean his room.
Jack: Blah blah blah.
Me: (laughing) Your son has a smart mouth!
Jack: Well… I am pretty smart!