Say Wha?!

So, I'm obviously not good at keeping track of what day it is.  We'll just keep things random from now on.  Either I'm getting slower at keeping track of Jack's little funnies or he's getting less funny but here's what I have from the past couple months.  :)

10/30/2011

Wayne: Why do kids eat their boogers? It's so disgusting.

Jack: They're yummy!

Ewwwwwwwwwww

Wayne: Jack!  Come here – we have to brush your teeth!

Jack (from under a blanket): Oh!  You’re looking for Jack?!  He’s not here.  He jumped out the window and ran to Kelli’s house.

12/4/11

Jack is doing his usual whiny, obnoxious, defiant behavior before bed…

Wayne: Babe.  We DEFINITELY need to have another baby.

Me: Why?
Wayne: Because this one’s not gonna make it.

12/5/11

Me: Jack, what kind of juice do you want me to make tomorrow?  Grape or Apple Passion Mango?
Jack: Ashin Mashin Pango!!

12/29/11

Jack (from the bathroom): I’m poopin up a storm in here!

12/30/11

Me (to Wayne on the phone): Jack’s been playing with the iPad all day.  He needs to go clean his room.

Jack: Blah blah blah.

Me: (laughing) Your son has a smart mouth!

Jack: Well… I am pretty smart!